So a deer walks into a bar…
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  • 2008: 16 and pregnant
  • 2009: 15 and pregnant
  • 2010: 14 and pregnant
  • 2011: 13 and pregnant
  • 2012: 12 and pregnant
  • ...
  • 2023: fetus and pregnant
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  • last semester: oh well ill do better next time
  • this semester: oh well ill do better next time
  • next semester: oh well ill do better next time
  • rest of life: oh well ill do better next time
  • death: oh well ill do better next time
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  • *one thing comes on the radio*
  • me: shot it right in my eye...
  • mum: your eye... huh?
  • me: you're my slut tonight...
  • mum: wait a second-
  • me: you keep making me weak...
  • mum: oh okay...
  • me: suck it and don't speak.
  • mum: *stops car* get out.
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